January 2010
115 posts
Hungry Hippo Blues II
whiskeymonologues:
Took her home for fun. I slept; she raided my fridge. Hungry hippo, why?
Oh nyoh!
Ten Different Things To Do After You Fart During A...
inothernews:
Giggle incessantly.
Say “Oh my god, is someone drinking hazelnut coffee?”
Check your iPad.
Blame your intern.
Whistle, preferably a tune that is in the public domain.
Get up; walk toward utility closet; pull out electric fan; uncoil fan’s electrical cord; plug in cord to nearest outlet; set fan on floor; turn on fan; pull on toggle to allow fan to oscillate; say, in confident...
Find LA Food Trucks - Track all LA gourmet food... →
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I need more of this in my life. Good find for sure.
Translating David Brooks →
“The best thing we can do for the Haitians is let them deal with the earthquake all by themselves and wallow in their own filth and shitty engineering so they can come face to face with how achievement-oriented and middle-class they aren’t.”
In 2009, the F.B.I. reported a 20 percent decrease in the number of people...
– JIMMY FALLON, Late Night
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